fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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myheadisloud:

tall-girlproblems:

myheadisloud:

boy nipples are weird

girl nipples are weird

the word nipple is weird

the phrase nip nops is weird

That’s why you call them sensitive chest raisins.

first of all, no

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

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kixxinq:

If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices

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gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????
just-relatable:

want more relatable?
breakinq:

following back heaps♡

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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