ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via seanp0donnell)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via lordofboring)

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via lordofboring)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

(via seanp0donnell)

pleatedjeans:

via

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

(via lordofboring)

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

(Source: affectin, via lordofboring)